Happy NY? Well Australia hasn’t blown up yet…. so good sign then?
🎤 tap tap is this on? 🎤
Well let’s tune up! 🎹 doh doh me so 🤤
For some reason I just got hungry.
Is everyone in key?🎸🎻
Well it’s time to welcome in the new year folks!
Don’t wake the 👶 NY! Mom just got him to sleep. He had terrors after Father TIme and Old Man 2020 told him what had been. And Father Time told him what may come in the NY. There was something about mass starvation, homelessness, silly folk protesting over nothing, forest fires, earthquakes, pandemic waves getting worse and worse, and people in need begging for help only to be ignored, oligarchs and fascists rising, revolt, civil war over an election….. (writer starts sucking thumb and whining)
Were there good things? Yes and more to come! But the shadow always seems to scare the baby 👶 NY (and the writer!).
Ok 👶 NY is awake now. And fairly calm. We can play his welcome song now!
ahem cough cough No that’s not the virus, just clearing my throat! Yes just tested, you silly beggar!
Anyways! Hear we go! 💨 🎤🎧
. . .
Happy New Year to you all
Now don’t be a silly sod!
It’ll be better once we get the hang of it
But wave goodbye to 2019 it’s gone
Time to try on some new clothes
And don’t be an emperor about it
No one wants to see your bits and bobs!
Happy New Year tis time to celebrate
Raise some champers and zoom away
Hope you got the candy I sent you
Is the postal service still running now?
Now don’t cry, don’t shout
Santa’s been and gone.
Tis time to sing and dance tonight
The 👶🍼 NY is here
Though the delivery was hard.
Happy New Year to us all
Let’s pray for a good survival rate,
. . .
Hey guys! Why are you all crying??
Awww we’ll get thru this, You’ll see!
(knock knock) aww hell! We just got a ticket for singing.
Lordy lordy times they are a changing!
Anyways! May you find light in the dark to guide you
and strong fingers with which to hang on.
Happy New Year!!
🎤 (squeal screech) ooops sorry!!