1-900-XXX-2345 (a story)

 

1-900-XXX-2345

Su-sooozie was famous among her clients for always finding the right thing to say. She was a good listener, not judgmental, and gave them the GF experience or the slut mouth.
She could do a really cute voice, or a sweet sultry one.
Whichever they wanted.
Su-sooozie would only give them a general idea of what she looked like, and allow them to fill in the rest. And agree to whatever they thought. It couldn’t be far off game, if they remembered what she said.
Whatever they wanted to talk about, Su-sooozie would listen.

Now you’d think it’d be all about sex, fetishes, kinks, and always be about getting the client off. But that was more often the ones who were just trying it on than the regulars. They more often wanted someone to talk to. So she listened and made enough notes so she had the jist when they called back. So they felt like she cared. She had a fact sheet on each of them taped to her desk.

They had no idea how many times she sat with a friend and listened to their call, while on mute. How often they poked fun at him.

They had no idea that the sweet lady they were so busy trying to seduce or tease, the lady they saw as their friend, wasn’t even a lady.

Su-sooozie was a guy with a high voice when he did the falsetto. It was really hard to tell on the phone.

He was also straight. So he often had to grit his teeth when they talked about sex stuff. Half the time he thought they were pigs he’d probably bash in the locker room for talking that way.

Why would a straight guy act like a woman on a phone sex line? Because he was going to college and wanted to work off hours. And his co-workers’d often find him with his head buried in some text between calls.

Su-sooozie might be there for their pleasure, but Sam was there to get his education. And with his job, he could keep on dreaming.

He was going to be Sam Jones PHD, and work in anthropology some day soon. His profs sure thought he was smart enough.

And best yet, if a client ever ran into him off the phone, they’d never know Sam was Su-sooozie. He was safe as houses that way.