the cock shot that went astray!

the cock shot that went astray!

you sent your cock shot to a doctor’s office by mistake. You were thinking some woman has PMed you back. Instead you get a referral to:

an oncologist There is a suspicious growth on your penis, sir. We have an early booking for a biopsy. Please do contact us asap.

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a urologist We have vacuum pumps now that can help your circulation increase. You might gain as much as an inch! Imagine that!

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an endocrinologist With such an enlarged clitoris, you’ll be in our target study group. Our next group study begins in a month.

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a dermatologist We see some browning on the tip of your penis, sir. We haven’t figured out from the angle if you need a shower or an appt with us. Would you please give it a wipe and send a second photo?

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pediatrician Congratulations, young sir. You appear to be close to puberty. We have attached an info pkg to this email. Hope it helps! If not, please do book a consultation.

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psychiatrist We always have spare bookings for urgent cases of erotomania. Please don’t feel enbarrassed. The days of hospitalizing someone and ice baths or shock therapy are long past. We can help you with better coping strategies.

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surgeon Yes I have done a penis transplant successfully. You came to the right office. Your stump is a good base for our procedure. We’re happy to help!

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neurologistWith the right plan, we can increase the sensitivity of your penile nerves so you can achieve a more sturdy arousal state. You don’t have to go further in life confined to a semi-flacid stage. We can help!

…. Oh dear!

You really might need reading glasses. Those URLs are long and too complicated when one hand is currently being used for masturbating.
Well at least:

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your auntie in the nursing home won’t be calling you for a date again.

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your Dean or boss won’t be sending you to yet another!! sensitivity seminar.

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your mom’s pastor won’t be sending you strange Bible references about chastity and pure thoughts. Just how did all those Christians come to be??

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your GF who accepted your chastity promise ring won’t be crying about empty promises and breaking up with you. Well hell, that might be worth it!

Sighs. Just one number or letter wrong on those blasted URLs and all this aggro! Pfft!

BUT WAIT!!

Could it be that the woman was pulling your leg?? Time to check these doctors out!