on the 12 days of xmas song: her first wish list

On the 12 days of xmas song: Her first wish list (a story/song conversion)

I don’t do findom. This is a story. This wish list does not exist on the internet. Or … er… At least not by me.

….

The xmas song was going thru her head as she was looking thru a kinky toys catalogue her local sex shop had out. She was imagining little elves bringing the stuff to her door as she sang it over and over. It appears she had an ear worm. Funny how xmas songs did that, huh?
When she finally had her list written, she posted it and waited to see if anyone would take her up on it. She didn’t have a stable of pay-pigs yet. So she crossed her fingers and hoped… and hoped. Singing the song as her good luck charm.

….

to the tune of Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters – The Twelve Days Of Christmas

On the first day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
A Clitoral Vibrator

On the second day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the third day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the fourth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the fifth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the sixth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the seventh day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Seven leather corsets
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the eighth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Eight catheter bags
Seven leather corsets
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the ninth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Nine rings and sounders
Eight catheter bags
Seven leather corsets
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the tenth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Ten anal plug sets
Nine rings and sounders
Eight catheter bags
Seven leather corsets
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the eleventh day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Eleven vibrating eggs
Ten anal plug sets
Nine rings and sounders
Eight catheter bags
Seven leather corsets
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

On the twelfth day of dumb-nance
My twue sub gave to me
Twelve leather collars
Eleven vibrating eggs
Ten anal plug sets
Nine rings and sounders
Eight catheter bags
Seven leather corsets
Six Anal Douches
Five French ticklers
Four strap on dicks
Three long tails
Two ben wa balls
And a Clitoral Vibrator

….

On xmas morning, her mailman came to her door with a big grin on his face. And handed her the screen to sign. Then left her with the box, full of everything her song had asked for and a list of names of the people who had given her the items.
She now had her start up kit. She was in business!

…..

hehe! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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