about a PHISH (erotica, snark letter)

Revenge on a PHISH

I guess he was thinking that she was an easy mark.  A woman who lived alone, who visited adult and dating sites looking for her prince.
So one night he hijacked her computer and sent her an email about how horny she must be getting,  How he imagined her laying in bed or the tub with her fave buzzy, some soft music, candles and a glass of wine. How he thought she sucked her own big boobs and rubbed off her clitty and stuffed big dildos in it.
He said he was watchng her get herself turned on and thought she was fantasizing about pretty things like a lover licking her to orgasm over and over.  Maybe a little tie and tickle to change things up…
The PHISH wanted money, or he’d send pix and video of her naughty behaviour to all her friends and contacts.
Marcy almost choked on her laughter. Ok so she knew it wasn’t an ex playing a prank.
Marcy knew she shouldn’t ever respond to a PHISH, but just couldn’t help herself.  She was a decent hacker herself.  Time to turn the tables on the little pissant.
Marcy played the “scaredy cat” role and responded back with “oh gawd no please!  They’ll hate me!  No woman wants people to know she gets herself off!  Please, what can I do to change your mind?  I don’t have money.  Can we meet instead?  Please?  I’ll do anything!”  Marcy hoped he’d forget to take precautions. All she needed was a trail to follow…
He was back almost immediately with practically broken English in his excitement at having such promises made.  Which she took to mean he wasn’t some hooked up gangster who was doing this for a credit line. Just some dude out to play with the big boys, thinking he could do anything they could.
Marcy had her own fish on the hook and she wasn’t going to cut bait.  She was going to teach him a lesson. One he’d never forget.
So she asked about his perfect date scenario and what he would be willing to trade for her privacy.  She said again she’d do anything.  Being a common guy, he wanted to tie, spank and do anal.  The stuff his vanilla dates never would.
Marcy was laughing like mad at the thought of him jerking hiimself off at the thought of her giving him this to buy her privacy back. He thought she might be feeling a bit excited at the forbidden thrills he was suggesting. He kept trying to get her to say she was anyway. Marcy couldn’t get it out without choking. He thought he was converting a prissy missy.
But now she had her thread, and she started the hunt. The tables were turning on this PHISH and he had no clue. No idea who was coming for him. He should have taken a hint from her screen name and the toss away email handle.  La Belle Dame Sans Merci.
The fish was about to be filleted. By a master knife.

fake response to a PHISH letter

(cuzz you really shouldn’t respond to a PHISH letter)

8Hello!
I’m a member of an international hacker group.

😐 You advertise these days? That’s still a crime though, isn’t it? (deletes copies of CSI:Cyber)

As you could probably have guessed, your nix@nothing.com was hacked, because I sent message you from your account.

dude! Even i know spoofing is a thing! Do you really expect me to buy that you do that?? i mean why little nobody me? I’m not a big company or govt agency.

Now I have access to all your accounts!
For example, your password for Nix@nothing.com: You are a sexy beast!

Hey then could you help me get into this one acct of mine? It’s been a real bitch and I’ve got some stuff I want out of it. Be a mensch please?

Within a period from July 30, 2018 to October 9, 2018, you were infected by the virus we’ve created, through an adult website you’ve visited.
So far, we have access to your messages, social media accounts, and messengers.
Moreover, we’ve gotten full damps of these data.

Ok yeah, me being an adult and all… so what? Are you gonna tell mommy and daddy I got into the porn stash in their cupboard? 😛

We are aware of your little and big secrets…yeah, you do have them. We saw and recorded your doings on porn websites. Your tastes are so weird, you know..

You saw me? So which sites did I visit? If you were really there, you could give me a few examples, right?

But the key thing is that sometimes we recorded you with your webcam, syncing the recordings with what you watched!

You recorded me? So, am I a man or a woman? What colour is my hair? Did I make the “O” face” or stick my tongue out?

I think you are not interested show this video to your friends, relatives, and your intimate one…

Presuming i have these people in my life… what makes you sure they’d care? Do you think I come from a bunch of religious freaks? And maybe my partner watches with me… Had you thought of that?

Transfer $800 to our Bitcoin wallet: you must be fucking nuts, 0414234
If you don’t know about Bitcoin please input in Google “buy BTC”. It’s really easy.

I’m sure it is! But you haven’t convinced me yet…

I guarantee that after that, we’ll erase all your “data” 🙂

Oh sure, cuzz someone who would hack into my private email and try to blackmail me is trustable? Uhuh! (consider me not that gullible)

A timer will start once you read this message. You have 48 hours to pay the above-mentioned amount.

So you gotta know by now that I won’t be holding my breath, right?

Your data will be erased once the money are transferred.
If they are not, all your messages and videos recorded will be automatically sent to all your contacts found on your devices at the moment of infection.

And I’m sure if you actually do do this, they’ll contact me and say why is this idgit showing us your kinks? I mean some might be upset, but what do you see them doing about it? Play this out for me please…

You should always think about your security.
We hope this case will teach you to keep secrets.

Like I’m the only one ever. 😛

Take care of yourself.

Hey you too! Hope you have better luck with your next target. You might enjoy jail, ya know. I mean if you think i’m kinky and all, you might get an edumacation there! My kinks involve two + consenting adults at least. 😛

(block, report PHISH to email co, CRTC, IC3, FBI and Bitcoin.)

Common advice, I have the best bar none security device going and it’s FREE!! A bandaid over my laptop’s camera lens. Aint no hacker can break that one! I bet they’re still trying.

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