The alien woman came back to earth and decided she had to talk to the women of earth.
She pulled aside the one who had pearls and high heels on. Princess and the alien woman had quite a good chat when they were alone. Princess said her man was quite good to her. He liked to see her dress well and be good eye candy when they went out. Ok, the alien woman was fine with that. So long as the woman got what she wanted.
Then the alien woman pulled aside the one who was playing a prank on her man, and all he did was swat her bum and laugh at her antics. Brat told the alien woman that her man understood her and they had a good thing going. They both shared a sense of play and humour. Ok, the alien woman was fine with that. So long as the woman got what she wanted.
Next the alien woman pulled aside the one who was kneeling at her man’s feet, occupying herself with a colouring book and crayons, while he chatted with his mates. While he rested his hand on her head. Twue subbie said that her man took care of her so she could just have fun, without responsibility. She had enough of that while navigating the harsh world. Ok, the alien woman was fine with that. So long as the woman got what she wanted.
And finally, the alien woman found the woman who seemed to be strongest in her aggression, at first… She and her man were having a fight and it became physical. The primal prey snarled, hissed, scratched, bit and slapped to defend herself. And the man restrained and blocked, but still came away with a few battle wounds, though they both had smiles on their faces. Primal prey said she loved the conflict and the rutting with a strong man. Ok, the alien woman was fine with that. So long as the woman got what she wanted.
The alien woman gathered the women to tell the story of what she had noticed on earth. She barely got it out, before they started snarling, scratching, pulling hair out. They called out each other, with vicious names and the alien woman was appalled! She looked to see where the dominant men were who controlled these women? They were gathered at the edge of the room, laughing. One got jello out and another went for mud. The alien woman asked why they let the women fight so? The dominant men said if they fought each other, they had less energy for their man. And he had a less stressed life.
The face of the alien woman fell. It seemed like the men were getting the benefit after all.
She went back to her planet, crying. She told her alien friends that men will never cede power and they will let the women fight among themselves as entertainment, so they can keep ruling the world.