I was looking for something different to do for my jaded daughter, to convince her that Santa was real. And ended up being filled with the “spirit” myself.
I saw an ad in the paper about a toll free line to the North Pole that you could call for special arrangements for Christmas and decided to call. See what it was about.
I dialed the digits 1-888- JOY – HOHO and listened to the ringing for a few bells. Then the mssg came on …
> all our operators are busy. It’s a crazy, joy-filled time of year. Please be patient and listen to this song.
[Santa Claus is coming to town][https://youtu.be/1xOe4GRyebo]
My toes were tapping and I hummed along. Whatever else I felt about Christmas, I always have loved the music. Esp when I was young and when my kid was young as well.
When that song was over, there was another mssg…
> thank you for waiting. Our operators are excited by the demand for their attention. They hope you are too. While you are waiting, here is another song to listen to.
[Rudolph the red nosed reindeer][https://youtu.be/0byH9h1ClBY]
Ah yes, the story of Rudolph. It always struck me as a bit sad. Poor young Rudolph, ostracized for being different till it was useful to Santa during a storm. Have you seen the cartoon where he meets the Abominable Snowman and goes to the island of misfit toys? So sad. When the song was over, the operator came back on with this mssg…
> The queu is getting smaller and you are obviously on the good list, since you are willing to bear with us. We will be with you as soon as possible. I’m sure you’re looking forward to the holiday. Here’s another song to listen to while you wait.
[12 days of Christmas][https://youtu.be/oyEyMjdD2uk]
Just as this song wrapped up, I heard a knock at my door. Good thing I had a cordless phone. I went to the door to answer it and saw a man I didn’t know standing there. I said “hello” and smiled.
He said his name was Nicolas and he was a representative from the UPS delivery service. They had a pkg for me. Would I sign for it? I said “of course!” He told me to be a good girl and wait till Christmas to open it and asked me if I promised to do that. I smiled and promised. . Nicolas left.
I paid attention to the song that was playing on the phone. It was
[the holly and the ivy][https://youtu.be/57l6dSbVppM]
When it was done, the mssg came on.
> We’re sorry you have been waiting so long, but you are at the top of the list now. Not much longer to wait… Our operator is looking forward to chatting with you soon.
I put the unopened pkg under the tree and it honestly slipped my mind. I was into the music and just having fun, humming along. My daughter banged into the house and waved, as she ran up the stairs to her room. I managed to get a smile to her and get one back as she ran.
The song had switched to
[have a holly jolly Christmas][https://youtu.be/nVMCUtsmWmQ]
When it was over, the operator came on the line.
> Hello, my name is Chris. how may I serve you this evening?
I placed my order with him. I was laughing and joking with him about the gimic they had for those waiting for a human voice. It had made being on hold a bit more fun for me. I asked him if there were any gifts for adult women who still loved Christmas? He said “of course!” and made a few suggestions. Like lingerie and jewelry. I laughed and said I was kidding. With the gifts for my kid, I was going to be tapped out. Chris took down my credit card details and wished me a Merry Christmas.
I heard the song
begin as we said good bye.
It was on Christmas eve when I placed this call I had dinner with my kid and had an early night. As I fell asleep, for some reason, the story
[twas the night before Christmas][https://youtu.be/p46XbyC_5ao] was running thru my head. I happily fell asleep to that.
I dreamt of Nick coming to my house in the dead of the night, with sexy lingerie he wanted me to model for him. He was wearing a red bikini with furry red suspenders on to make it festive to the season. As well as white knee high boots. My lingerie was black. He said it was because I was a naughty girl and he wanted to show me how they were treated in the North Pole. I laughed and said ok so long as it wasn’t a spanking. It wasn’t.
Instead Nick gave me a tongue bath, head to toe. When he finally coaxed my orgasm from me, I managed to ask what good girls got when they were my age. He laughed and said they got toys. Nick was supposed to reform the bad girls. He slowly and very meanly put his cock in my vajay and we rocked each other’s world. When we were done, I asked him if I could have more convincing. He said “anytime!” I fell asleep, laughing, in his arms.
In the morning, I woke up alone. Thinking I had had a really cool dream. I was smiling all day. My kid and I finally got around to exchanging our presents and I told her about the call and the carols. Told her there was more coming. All set to go into the kitchen, I was hailed back by my kid. She was holding a UPS pkg Asked me what it was. “Oh I forgot!. I went back to the tree and saw my name on the pkg. I opened it and saw the black lingerie I had worn in my dreams. I could feel my face changing colour. I was startled. How the hell??
My kid wanted to know who had sent the outfit. The card said Santa. I had no clue!
The first thing I heard out of their mouths, to let me know they were on my porch, was the song [here we come a caroling][https://youtu.be/in6XgUNWlMM
] . So I stood up and went to greet them with a plate of cookies and a carafe each of coffee and hot chocolate. And dixie cups of course. Partly because I’m kind and they were probably cold, and partly because I wanted to shut them up. SOOOO not in the mood for carols. By the time I got to the porch, they began [good king Wenceslas][https://youtu.be/bMmxhhfQw0c
] . Well at least they weren’t doing deeply religious songs, right? I could live with a little jiggy stuff. I handed around the cookies, and that is when I saw him. He was cold! His cheeks were ruddy and the rest of his face was as well! Just my type though and my eyes lit up. He was looking at me like I was his next meal as well. Hmmm… I went to get more cookies! Suddenly I wanted them to stick around. [jingle bell rock][https://youtu.be/itcMLwMEeMQ
] was their next choice as I served them the 2nd plate of cookies. He winked at me as I handed him a candy cane shaped short bread cookie and smiled at him. I slipped him my number and he grinned.
I re-filled their cups and they wandered off to the next house. I went back inside. There! I’d done my good deed and who knows, he might be my present for it. We’d see.
I was sitting back in my chair and had just picked up my book again, when I heard a knock at my back door.
When I answered it, it was the caroller! I invited him in and we introduced ourselves. He was Mike. I gave him a hand warmer pad and a cup of coffee. I noticed earlier that he had preferred that to the hot chocolate. He asked if I wanted another carol. I just laughed and said “no thanks!” He didn’t listen and started singing [you’re a mean one, Mr Grinch][https://youtu.be/tWFaP1tkGgM] and we both laughed while he was singing. Must have been a challenge to sing and laugh at the same time. I decided to stop him by giving him a kiss. That has never failed to stop a man from singing before. And it didn’t now either. He kissed me back.
It was a good thing his skin was warm by then, because we started cuddling, kissing more, macking on each other… all that. And he went from man to octopus, of course. But I had no complaints. I was Mrs Octopus!
I shoved him onto the couch and we were grinding at each other and somehow managing to get our clothes off as well. As soon as we both had our pants off, he slipped his cock into me and we were rocking each other’s world in no time. Then he picked me up and asked me where the bed was. I pointed him in the right direction and he carried me, with my legs around his hips. His cock still inside me. All the way to my bed. Where he laid me down and started really fucking me again. It was a screamer for sure! For both of us.
After our joining, he held me in his arms. And asked if I ever sang. I said yes, and considering the circumstance, I started to sing [Santa, Baby][https://youtu.be/jFMyF9fDKzE] , channeling my inner Eartha Kitt. He thought that was pretty sexy.
Mike had to go. But before he did, he made sure I had his number and asked if we could get together again. I thought that was a great idea, so of course, I said yes.
I found myself humming carols after he left. So all it took to get me in the mood for Christmas was to get laid? Well then… something to keep in mind! lol