Sent: Monday, January 11, 2016 at 7:22 PM
Subject: Dearly Beloved…
We are gathered here to give this man to this woman in service.
He will obey at all costs.
He will cherish and serve her till she is satisfied.
He will be her guardian slave,
and her blooded husband.
In the name of Cybele,
so she says so shall it be.
And the party began. He was led about naked for everyone to greet and meet. I was pleased that he had behaved as directed. Now I could relax and enjoy the celebration.